Seems like a circumcised penis never goes out of style.
Well, in the Philippines at least, where tuli is an initiation into manhood and choosing to stay supot is a surefire way of making it to the club of the teased and taunted. This rite of passage is excruciatingly nerve-wracking, gut-wrenching, penis-retracting for them but boyyyy for us it's loads of fun. I love tuli season. Mostly because this is one of those rare times I feel like I have good hand eye coordination, LOL. And because kids say the darnedest things.
"Whhhooooo! Ang sarap!" - what a weird kid
"Buti na lang hindi mataba yung nagtutuli sakin" - why thank you hahahaha
"Galingan mo ha ayoko na magpatuli ulit!"
And my favorite conversation this summer:
Me: May girlfriend ka na ba?
Kid: Etong mukha na to magkakagirlfriend?
Me: Fishing ka. Anong gusto mong sabihin ko, pogi ka naman?
Kid: Pwede mo yun sabihin ate!
Me: [Silence. Roll eyes.]
Kid: Ang liit lang ng ano ko noh? (No, it wasn't)
Me: Fishing ka na naman ba?